Saturday, November 22, 2003
I herard a great joke today-
On his recent trip to England George W. Bush was having Tea with the Queen, and he asked her, "How do you choose your closest advisors?" The Queen replied, "I ask them questions and choose people based on how they answer." "Well, what kind of questions do you ask?" the president wanted to know. " I'll show you.", she said, and picked up the phone and called Tony Blair. "Tony," the Queen asked," If your mother and father have a baby, and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Tony Blair replied, "It's me your majesty." "Very good , thank you" the Queen replied. Bush was impressed, and upon returning home he asked his top advisors, "If your mother and father have a baby and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Well, Rove, and Rumsfeld, and Cheney etc. got together and discussed the question, and unable to come up with an answer, they called Colin Powell and asked him, "Colin, if your mother and father had a baby, and it wasn't your brother or your sister, who is it?" "Me." Powell replied, and the president's top men called him back to give him the answer."So, have you figured it out yet," the president asked," If your mother and father had a baby and it wasn't your brother or your sister, who is it?" "We've got it sir," they replied,"It's Colin Powell!" "No you idiots!"the president replied, "It's Tony Blair!"
Hee-Hee :)
On his recent trip to England George W. Bush was having Tea with the Queen, and he asked her, "How do you choose your closest advisors?" The Queen replied, "I ask them questions and choose people based on how they answer." "Well, what kind of questions do you ask?" the president wanted to know. " I'll show you.", she said, and picked up the phone and called Tony Blair. "Tony," the Queen asked," If your mother and father have a baby, and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Tony Blair replied, "It's me your majesty." "Very good , thank you" the Queen replied. Bush was impressed, and upon returning home he asked his top advisors, "If your mother and father have a baby and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" Well, Rove, and Rumsfeld, and Cheney etc. got together and discussed the question, and unable to come up with an answer, they called Colin Powell and asked him, "Colin, if your mother and father had a baby, and it wasn't your brother or your sister, who is it?" "Me." Powell replied, and the president's top men called him back to give him the answer."So, have you figured it out yet," the president asked," If your mother and father had a baby and it wasn't your brother or your sister, who is it?" "We've got it sir," they replied,"It's Colin Powell!" "No you idiots!"the president replied, "It's Tony Blair!"
Hee-Hee :)
