Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Ding-Dong Ashcroft's gone! I'm not actually celebrating I'm far too cynical for that. At this point it's more like waiting for the other shoe to drop. God only knows who they can force us who's worse than Ashcroft, but rest assured if that oppressive chief of the thought police exists they'll find him or her and we'll all be stepping out of viewing range of our tv's to blog in a small unseen corner before too long. Oh well, at least the new person will have plenty of free time to strip us of our rights since Ashcroft put a stop to all crime and terrorism. In his hand written resignation letter to the prez he wrote that he was resigning because, "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." Well, thank God THAT'S over! I can finally sleep at night knowing that all the crime and terrorism has been taken care of! Of course I may still have some sleepless nights worrying about all those Statues with their tits hanging out that still mar the face of the earth now that Mr. Ashcroft won't be around to use my tax dollars to cover them up.Maybe he can use his newfound free time to start a foundation to continue this important work? I'm sure he can get some sort of faith based funding for such noble works, no?